The Sack Spiral Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.