The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.