The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.