The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Kittle, Kittle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.