The Snap Count Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kittle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.