The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.