The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
81%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.