The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kittle is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.