The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.