The Phantom Flag Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
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- Tyler Warren
- Brock Purdy
- Sam LaPorta
- Mike Evans
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.