The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kittle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kittle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.