The Chip-and-Release Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Kittle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.