The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Kittle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.