The Snap Count Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.