The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kittle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.