The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Kittle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kittle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.