The Phantom Flag Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.