The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.