The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“The broadcast shows Kittle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.