The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.