The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.