The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.