The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kittle's stadium. Only over Kittle.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.