The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.