The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.