The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kittle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.