The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kittle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.