The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Bernard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bernard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.