The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Packers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.