The Hamstring Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Packers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.