The Hamstring Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.