The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Packers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.