The Bad Spot Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.