The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.