The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Packers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.