The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Packers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.