The Late Scratch Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Packers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.