The Snap Count Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.