The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Packers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.