The Hamstring Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Packers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.