The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Packers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.