The Hamstring Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.