The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Packers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.