The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.