The Bad Spot Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Tucker Kraft
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- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
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- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.