The Prevent Defense Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.