The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Packers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.