The Phantom Flag Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Packers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.