The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
87%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Packers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.