The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Packers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.